"'Correct, says Andy. 'Thirty-one thousand apiece. Come in, Jeff, says he. 'This is our share of the profits of the first half of the scholastic term of the World's University, incorporated and philanthropated. Are you convinced now, says Andy, 'that philanthropy when practiced in a business way is an art that blesses him who gives as well as him who receives?
"'Great! says I, feeling fine. 'I'll admit you are the doctor this time.
"'We'll be leaving on the morning train, says Andy. 'You'd better get your collars and cuffs and press clippings together.
"'Great! says I. 'I'll be ready. But, Andy, says I, 'I wish I could have met that Professor James Darnley McCorkle before we went. I had a curiosity to know that man.
"'That'll be easy, says Andy, turning around to the faro dealer.
"'Jim, says Andy, 'shake hands with Mr. Peters.»