5. The Lord helps those who help themselves; but the Lord help those that are caught helping themselves here.
This notice hangs in an old frame over the door. On an adjoining wall is the following:
OFFICE RULES
1. Gentlemen upon entering will leave the door open or apologise.
2. Those having no business should remain as long as possible, take a chair and lean against the wall; it will preserve the wall and prevent it falling upon us.
3. Gentlemen are requested to smoke, especially during office hours; tobacco and segars of the finest brands will be supplied gratis.
4. Spit on the floor, as the spittoons are only for ornaments.
5. Talk Loud or Whistle, especially when we are engaged. If this has not the desired effect, Sing.
6. If we are in business conversation with anyone, gentlemen are requested not to wait until we are disengaged, but join us, as we are particularly fond of speaking to half a dozen or more at one time.
7. Profane language is expected at all times, especially if ladies are present.