As for me—I've been looking a monster, my dear,

In that old-fashion'd guy of a dress.

You had better at once hurry home, dear, to bed;

It is getting so dreadfully late,

You may catch the bronchitis or cold in the head

If you linger so long at our gate.

Don't be obstinate, Alfy; come, take my advice—

For I know you're in want of repose.

Take a basin of gruel (you 'll find it so nice)

And remember to tallow your nose.