Who was buckling on his burgonet, his breastplate, and his

brand;

"By my halidom, I'd rather, as a husband and a father,

Stop at home than go crusading in that blessed Holy Land."

"Yes, I know as well as you, dear, it's the proper thing to do,

dear;

And I'm not afraid of fighting, (as I think I said before;)

But it's not without emotion that I contemplate the notion

Of a trip across the channel in a British man-of-war.

"No, it's not at all a question of alarm, but indigestion;