'I shall buy a birch," said father—

Broken vows! He never did.

Grown extravagant, when youthful,

In my tailor's debt I ran;

He appear'd about as truthful

In his talk as any man.

Let me tell you how he sold me:

"Look you, Mr What's-Your-Name,

I shall summons you," he told me—

But the summons never came!