You have merely to put a friend out of the way,

Or abstract the contents of his till,

To make yourself heartily welcome, they say,

At the House on the Top of a Hill.

There is lodging and board for the destitute poor,

With a diet nutritious though cheap;

And at evening they kindly make sure of your door,

Just in case you should walk in your sleep.

There's a medical man to attend on the guests,

And a chaplain who strives to instil