I ACHIEVED my success, as a young diner-out,

Through my great conversational talents, no doubt;

For of humour and wit I was blest with a store,

And I kept the whole table, by Jove, in a roar

With my waggery, ah!

My waggery, oh!

How the company grinn'd at my waggery, oh!

You could never extort a remark out of me

Which was not overflowing with quaint repartee.

And, when people thought proper to cavil or carp