For brooding all night on my ills)

A neat-looking bottle of something to drink.

And a neat-looking box full of pills.

A neat-looking label attracted my sight,

The neck of the bottle adorning,

Saying, "Please to take two of the pills every night

And a sixth of the draught in the morning."

After slowly perusing these words once or twice,

In a deeply contemplative way,

I exclaim'd, what a volume of useful advice