Cut the pineapple up into slices,
While Bacchus took charge of the drinks.
Terpsichore danced like a feather;
In fact, the spectators agreed
That she and young Zephyr together
Made very good partners indeed.
Then Momus began to grow witty;
The Graces oblig'd with a glee;
While Pan sang a pastoral ditty,
And Neptune a song of the sea!