Dance?—Well, I think I may say
I'm as graceful a partner as any one:
Sir, I could caper away
To a whistle—though simply a penny one.
Sing?—I could give you a list
Of enormous extent and variety.
Play?—Let me show you my wrist
Yet I never get on in Society.
Hearing me talk is a treat,
When I take a discourse philosophic up,