How many apples have you had?''

She answer'd, "Only seven!"

"And are you sure you took no more,

My little maid?" quoth I.

"Oh! please, sir, mother gave me four,

But they were in a pie!"

"If that's the case," I stammer'd out,

"Of course you 've had eleven

The maiden answer'd, with a pout,

"I ain't had more nor seven!"