Then, as a damp upon rather a jolly day,

Grief in a diving-bell bore me down deep.

Poverty courted me early—worse luck to her!—

(Wealth would have made me a much better wife;)

Fool that I am, I was faithful and stuck to her;

She 'll cling to me for the rest of my life.

As for our children, we 'd better have drown'd them all;

They, I believe, are the worst of our ills.

Is it a wonder I often confound them all,

Seeing that most of them chance to be Bills?