Blinker: So his wife says, "What do you expect? I've only got three hands!"

(Laughter)

Straight man: Well, tell me, Blinker—what else did you do on your trip to Mars? Did you meet any—what's wrong?

Blinker: Nothing's wrong. Just don't step in front of the camera, that's all.

Straight man: Hah, hah. Sorry, old man. Er—tell me, what else did you do on—

Blinker: Now for Chrissakes, I told you to get out of the way! What're you trying to do? Hog the show?

Director: (OFF CAMERA) Psst! Blinker! What are you doing? We're on the air!

Blinker: I don't care if we're on the air —— air! I won't be pushed around!

Straight man: You won't, huh? Okay, you fat tub of lard! I've had enough of your—

Director: Blinker! Adams!