‘Its vinous flood, with swelling pride

In foaming wavelets welling up,

Pours forth its bright and sparkling tide,

Bubbling and glittering in the cup.’[154]

He goes on to accuse the Champenois poet of being unduly inspired by this wine, the effects of which he finds apparent in his inflated style and his attempts to place Champagne in the first rank, and make all other vintages its subjects; and he reiterates his allegations that, unlike Burgundy, it affects both the head and the stomach, and is bound to produce gout and gravel in its systematic imbibers. He concludes by begging Fagon to pronounce in his favour, as having proved the virtues of Burgundy on the King himself, whose strength had been sustained by it. The retort was sharp and to the point, taking the form of a twofold epigram from an anonymous hand:

‘To the doctor to go

On behalf of your wine

Is, as far as I know,

Of its sickness a sign.

Your cause and your wine