“Truly the maxim is good, and I do not mean to gainsay it;

But we must use it discreetly, and not waste powder for nothing.

Now, as I said before, I was never a maker of phrases.

I can march up to a fortress and summon the place to surrender, 170

But march up to a woman with such a proposal, I dare not.

I’m not afraid of bullets, nor shot from the mouth of a cannon,

But of a thundering ‘No!’ point-blank from the mouth of a woman,

That, I confess, I’m afraid of, nor am I ashamed to confess it!

So you must grant my request, for you are an elegant scholar, 175

Having the graces of speech, and skill in the turning of phrases.”