Eglantine (aside). Perhaps he can be cured, then. (Shouts.) Dearest papa, you cannot conceive how delighted I am.

Coddle. Whisper, Eglantine, for Heaven’s sake! You, torture me!

Eglantine (shouts). Yes, papa.

Coddle. Sh—sh—for mercy’s sake!

Eglantine (softly). Forgive me, papa, it’s habit. O papa, I’ve seen him!

Coddle (aside). I hear every word. Seen whom?

Eglantine. The gentleman you have chosen for my husband.

Coddle. Husband? Oh, ah! I’d forgotten him. (Aside.) I really am cured!

Eglantine. Poor young man! I was miserable at first. I cried, oh, so hard!