Contents

IA Maiden’s “Humph” [1]
IIReversed Unanimity [24]
IIIWhat Is a Brown Mouse [38]
IVThe First Day of School [48]
VThe Promotion of Jennie [55]
VIJim Talks the Weather Cold [65]
VIIThe New Wine [75]
VIIIAnd the Old Bottles [89]
IXJennie Arranges a Christmas Party [99]
XHow Jim Was Lined Up [111]
XIThe Mouse Escapes [122]
XIIFacing Trial [132]
XIIIFame or Notoriety [147]
XIVThe Colonel Takes the Field [164]
XVA Minor Casts Half a Vote [188]
XVIThe Glorious Fourth [203]
XVIIA Trouble Shooter [218]
XVIIIJim Goes to Ames [235]
XIXJim’s World Widens [242]
XXThink of It [248]
XXIA School District Held Up [258]
XXIIAn Embassy From Dixie [277]
XXIIIAnd So They Lived—— [295]

THE BROWN MOUSE

CHAPTER I

A MAIDEN’S “HUMPH”

A Farm-hand nodded in answer to a question asked him by Napoleon on the morning of Waterloo. The nod was false, or the emperor misunderstood—and Waterloo was lost. On the nod of a farm-hand rested the fate of Europe.

This story may not be so important as the battle of Waterloo—and it may be. I think that Napoleon was sure to lose to Wellington sooner or later, and therefore the words “fate of Europe” in the last paragraph should be understood as modified by “for a while.” But this story may change the world permanently. We will not discuss that, if you please. What I am endeavoring to make plain is that this history would never have been written if a farmer’s daughter had not said “Humph!” to her father’s hired man.