Mr. Chamberlain (smiling pleasantly): “I will put my question in another form. Would you offer your employés a portion of the [profit so acquired?”]

Mr. Baines (bewildered): “Why should I?”

The Postmaster-General: “Let me [tackle him, father....”] (To Mr. Baines): “I take it all your men have a vote?”

Mr. Baines: “Yes, all except Ben Gailey, who did time for ghurling.”

What is ghurling?

Mr. Balfour (with great interest): “What is ghurling?”

The Postmaster-General (hurriedly): “That’s all right. Well, now, the question is this: if we give you £1 down for every ton of pig iron you shove on the market, and we make it a condition that you pay at least 5s. of it in extra wages, will you clinch?”

Mr. Baines: “Like a nut!”

The witness, who was complimented by Lord Lansdowne on the manly and straightforward way in which he had given his evidence, then stood down.