Foster the tinker traversed Maine

From Elkinstown to Kittery Point,

With a rattling pack and a rattling brain,

And a general air of “out of joint.”

A gaunt, old chap with a shambling gait,

A battered hat and rusty clothes,

With grimy digits in sorry state,

And a smooch on the end of his big red nose.

That was the way that Foster went—

Mixture of shrewdness and folly blent,