Eph kicked awhile and then come to;
Got up and stared with all his eyes,
And said, “Why, this ain’t Paradise!
Gol durn the luck, they let me in;
Now here I’m back on earth agin.
I’ve been to Heaven! I’ve been dead,
I’ve seen it All,” so Ephrum said.
And while we gathered round with awe
He told us all the things he saw.
And while he yarned that tale of Death