I happened along where he stopped to bait his
hosses the other day,
—He’d given the hosses his luncheon pail and
was trying to eat their hay,
—A kind of a blame fool sort of a trick for even
a hired man,
But he tackled a different kind of a snag when
he fooled with Matilda Ann,
—When he fooled with Matilda Ann, by jinks,
he got it square in the neck,