Ker-chonk, ker-chump,

With an up yo-ho and a down ker-bump.

But the more we pumped, the more she drawed,

And we all turned to for a mighty pull;

But when we giv’ her the soundin’ rawd,

Why, bless yer soul, she was jam, bang full.

Plumb, jamb full to the soaked old deck,

Full to her gol-durned tarred old neck;

Wonder was how she kept aflo’t,

With the sea a-gozzlin’ in her thro’t;