I purchased a glass of stiff Maine grog for a

salty son of the sea,

And he confidentially leaned on the bar and

spun this yarn for me:

” ’Twas down in the aidge of the Saragos’ in the

nineteenth latitood

That I think I see the dumdest sight that ever a

sailor viewed.

“We was dobbin’ along with dumpy sails in a

nigh-about dead calm,