And though he gobbled the bait we threw, he

allus got away.

“And at last, do ye know, we liked the cuss for

the way he showed his spunk,

And we named him Pete, and shared salt hoss,

and tossed him a daily junk.

“He got the orts of the fish we caught and, all

in all, I’ll bet

A two-hoss waggin wouldn’t haul the stuff that

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