We warn’t tossin’ in the breakers off no stern

and rockbound shore;

But I’d missed the gol-durned river, and I swow

this ’ere is true,

I had sailed eight miles ’cross country in a heavy

autumn dew.

There I was clear up in Sidney, and the tossings

and the rolls

Simply happened ’cause we tackled sev’ral miles

of cradle knolls.