THE LAW ’GAINST SPIKE-SOLE BOOTS

It’s a case of scuff in your stocking-feet, from

Seboomook down, my hearties;

Sling your spikers around your neck and swear

your way to town.

The dudes that we sent to legislate, and figger

at balls and parties,

Haye tinkered the laws to suit themselves, and

they’ve done us good and brown.

There’s a howl, you bet, from the Medway dam