thing that he’d do
Was to feel the critter’s pocket and then soak
him ’cordin’ to.
Well, sir, one day Benjy Butters bought a hoss,
and oh, ’twas raw
Way old Benjy he got roasted, and he said he’d
have the law.
So he gave the case to Hiram, and then Hiram
brought a suit
And got back the hoss and harness and what