And thar’ he held hisself right out, arms-length,

suh, by his parnts.

Ye ought ter heerd, my barby dear, the cheerins

and the howls

The crowd let out when they’d obsarved that

trick of Mister Cowles.

Sing’lar thing of which I sing—might not

think ’twas true;

Fie, deedle, deedle, leetle ba-a-arby!

But ye know, my leetle snoozer, grampy wouldn’t