The applause had died away; the house was quiet, expectant. From the rear, a man’s voice said: “It isn’t like a golf championship trophy, old man––you don’t have to win it three times––it’s all yours.”
In the shriek of laughter which followed, Henry, with Anna in tow, fled to shelter. “Lights!” said Henry. Abruptly, the auditorium was dim. And with Anna holding tight to his fingers, he sat down in the furthest corner, and trembled.
For the next two hours, Standish, who was on one of his periodical fits of comedy, stuck to his piano, and dominated the evening. He played grotesquely inappropriate melodies, he 130 commanded singing, once he stopped the show and with the assistance of a dozen recruits put on the burlesque of an amateur night at a music-hall. He made the occasion a historical event, and when at last it was over, and the guests were filing out to the lobby, he came to Henry and held out his hand.
“Big-time, Henry, big-time,” he said. “See? They’re all with you.”
Henry cleared his throat. “You’re a peach, Bob. You got it up.”
“Oh, it wasn’t anything.” Standish’s cloak of comedy had fallen away; he looked as lazy, and as innocent and childlike as ever. “Before I go––I had a letter today from one of the big movie circuit crowd. They’ll pay you thirty-seven thousand five hundred cash for the Orpheum. I’ve got a certified check for a thousand to bind the bargain. Want it?”
Henry didn’t even glance at it. “Put it back in your pocket, Bob. I wouldn’t sell it for ten times that––not after tonight.”
His friend smiled very faintly. “It’s a good price, if you care to get out from under. Between 131 you and me, I think it’s more than the Orpheum’s worth.”
“Don’t want it,” said Henry gruffly.
Standish gazed with vast innocence at Anna. “Third and last chance, Henry. Otherwise, I’ll mail it back tonight. Just a few hours from now this place, right where we’re standing, ’ll look like a sardine-can come to life, and you’ll be taking in money hand over fist, and you’ll be branded forever as––”