After all, you say to yourself, you are responsible to no one, you are your own master!
But you, poor married man, you were stupid enough to say to your wife, “To-morrow, my dear” (sometimes she knows it two days beforehand), “I have got to get up early.” Unfortunate Adolphe, you have especially proved the importance of this appointment: “It’s to—and to—and above all to—in short to—”
Two hours before dawn, Caroline wakes you up gently and says to you softly: “Adolphy dear, Adolphy love!”
“What’s the matter? Fire?”
“No, go to sleep again, I’ve made a mistake; but the hour hand was on it, any way! It’s only four, you can sleep two hours more.”
Is not telling a man, “You’ve only got two hours to sleep,” the same thing, on a small scale, as saying to a criminal, “It’s five in the morning, the ceremony will be performed at half-past seven”? Such sleep is troubled by an idea dressed in grey and furnished with wings, which comes and flaps, like a bat, upon the windows of your brain.
A woman in a case like this is as exact as a devil coming to claim a soul he has purchased. When the clock strikes five, your wife’s voice, too well known, alas! resounds in your ear; she accompanies the stroke, and says with an atrocious calmness, “Adolphe, it’s five o’clock, get up, dear.”
“Ye-e-e-s, ah-h-h-h!”
“Adolphe, you’ll be late for your business, you said so yourself.”
“Ah-h-h-h, ye-e-e-e-s.” You turn over in despair.