“No, no!” cried Schmucke in dismay. “I shall turn out; I am used to it—”
In practice Schmucke was a philosopher, an unconscious cynic, so greatly had he simplified his life. Two pairs of shoes, a pair of boots, a couple of suits of clothes, a dozen shirts, a dozen bandana handkerchiefs, four waistcoats, a superb pipe given to him by Pons, with an embroidered tobacco-pouch—these were all his belongings. Overwrought by a fever of indignation, he went into his room and piled his clothes upon a chair.
“All dese are mine,” he said, with simplicity worthy of Cincinnatus. “Der biano is also mine.”
Fraisier turned to La Sauvage. “Madame, get help,” he said; “take that piano out and put it on the landing.”
“You are too rough into the bargain,” said Villemot, addressing Fraisier. “The justice of the peace gives orders here; he is supreme.”
“There are valuables in the room,” put in the clerk.
“And besides,” added the justice of the peace, “M. Schmucke is going out of his own free will.”
“Did any one ever see such a client!” Villemot cried indignantly, turning upon Schmucke. “You are as limp as a rag—”
“Vat dos it matter vere von dies?” Schmucke said as he went out. “Dese men haf tiger faces.... I shall send somebody to vetch mein bits of dings.”
“Where are you going, sir?”