“Would you rather ruin the horse?” you ask, with the air of a man who can’t be answered.
“Oh, no matter for your horse; just think of your son who is dying of hunger: he hasn’t tasted a thing for seven hours. Whip up your old horse! One would really think you cared more for your nag than for your child!”
You dare not give your horse a single crack with the whip, for he might still have vigor enough left to break into a gallop and run away.
“No, Adolphe tries to vex me, he’s going slower,” says the young wife to her mother. “My dear, go as slow as you like. But I know you’ll say I am extravagant when you see me buying another hat.”
Upon this you utter a series of remarks which are lost in the racket made by the wheels.
“What’s the use of replying with reasons that haven’t got an ounce of common-sense?” cries Caroline.
You talk, turning your face to the carriage and then turning back to the horse, to avoid an accident.
“That’s right, run against somebody and tip us over, do, you’ll be rid of us. Adolphe, your son is dying of hunger. See how pale he is!”
“But Caroline,” puts in the mother-in-law, “he’s doing the best he can.”
Nothing annoys you so much as to have your mother-in-law take your part. She is a hypocrite and is delighted to see you quarreling with her daughter. Gently and with infinite precaution she throws oil on the fire.