Sister Pilar: I sadly fear, Juanito, that ’tis only to saints that such keys are given. Think you, you’ll be a saint some day?
Juanito: Not I! They live on lentils and dried peas. I’ll be a tumbler at the fairs. Already I can stand on my head ... (catching Pepita’s eye) nearly.
Pepita: Pooh! Any babe could stand on their head if some one held their legs.
Juanito (crestfallen and anxious to change the subject): Could St. Ferdinand stand on his head?
Pepita (much shocked): For shame, Juanito! Sister Pilar has told us he was a great saint!
Juanito: How great a one?
Sister Pilar: A very great one.
Juanito: What did he do?
Sister Pilar: Well, he had a great devotion for Our Lady and the Eucharist. He founded many convents and monasteries....