Mrs. Everitt

Ha! Not faithful even to her! Or are you trying to lie out of it? You can't, because I've still got the letter.

Everitt

What letter? I'm not going to stand these hysterics any longer!

Mrs. Everitt

You needn't. But you've got to stand the truth, do you hear me? I found the letter in your pocket. We hadn't been married a year. I was so happy! Oh! Oh!

Everitt

So was I happy, Oh! Oh!

Mrs. Everitt

Hypocrite! "Dearest Charlie: You said it is I who am your wife really, because it's I who make you happy." Vile cat!