On foot, in a 'bus, or a hansom;

To labour a few years, and then have done,

A capital prospect at twenty-one!

There's a wife and three children to keep,

With chances of more in the offing;

We've a house at Earl's Court on the cheap,

And sometimes we get a day's golfing.

Well! sooner or later we'll have better fun;

The heart is still hopeful at thirty-one.

The boy's gone to college to-day,