It went exactly like this, my dear:

“Hiss, squeal, roar,

Roar, roar, more,

Grunt, yell, chatter;

Hurrah for college and Alma Mater.”

They practiced this cheer, oh! time on time;

The parrots leading the cheering line;

A terrible, fearfully mixed-up noise,

Fifty times worse than the college boys,

For the snake would hiss and the monkeys squeal;