Oh, the “Man About Town;” the “Man About Town;”
He sometimes is “up,” and he’s usually “down.”
He’s always well-dressed, and he’s real debonair
And lives by his wits with a true savoir faire.
He quotes from R. Kipling, R. Service and “sich;”
Looks down on the poor, “plays up” to the rich.
The wise cannot answer his fool questionings;
His mental suggestions are terrible things.
He “blows hot and cold” with his two-edged breath,
And plays for your confidence “even till death.”