Sinuous, singing a sweet crooning rhyme;

Pleading to malcontents “truce.”

Lilting the line of a sad roundelay,

Presaging optimist’s prayer.

Sun-lit, twisting its silvery way,

Moon-kissed, ethereal, rare.

HOW THE VILLAGE CANARD STARTED

Tom walked into a bar-room to have a quiet beer,

Odds Bodkins! Jerry saw him, white-necktied Jerry Lear.