Fix up your wife you have at home,
An’ you’ll have a vampire of your own.
Stop spendin’ your money on other women,
An’ your friends, you have not any.
Go home at night, treat your own wife right,
An’ you’ll have a vampire of your own.
Dey Got Each and de Udder’s Man
See two passenger trains, Lawd,
Runnin’ side by side.
See two womens, see two womens,