Everyone regrets that we are losing Miss Netta McEwan, who will occupy an important position in the new Victoria store. Miss McEwan's pleasing personality has won her many friends during her years of association with us and we are, frankly, jealous of Victoria store.
Suppose Mr. Saalfeld would probably like to present us with a crate of retired eggs—one at a time—for saying so, but it just occurred to us that an advertisement of the following character should be productive of considerable business during the summer months:
"The Beauty Parlors announce for Wednesday a sale of stylish new moustaches. These will be made up for two simoleons, in color desired to match any facial decoration scheme—waxed, fitted and attached free of extra charge. Line forms on the left!"
Miss Kandie, Miss Garnier and Miss Girourd have all left us, amid showers of confetti, during the last little while. Object, matrimony.
Youthful Portrait No. 2
Who is it? If you "have a hunch" send in your guess and watch for name in the August issue.
Listening-in at an H.B.C. Dance!
(Imaginary Scraps of Desiccated Conversation Collected at a Company Dance).
"I have just two left open." "Say, isn't he lanky!" "Who is that dressed in Copen?" "There—I've lost my hankie!"
"Hear that saxophone whine!" "Who's your friend, may I ask?" "Have yu tried the grape-vine?" "Whew! This three-step's some task!"