Gilsanquhar’s vows to sign the pledge,

Or’s if I thocht maist whisky was,

Or failed to coont the cheenge I got,

Sae wad I be gin I rejoiced,

Or didna ken my place, in thee.

O stranglin’ rictus, sterile spasm,

Thou stricture in the groins o’ licht,

Thou ootrie gangrel frae the wilds

O’ chaos fenced frae Eden yet

By the unsplinterable wa’