A lawyer gin Justice ope’d her een,

A pedant like an ant promoted,

A parson buttonholin’ God,

Or ony cratur o’ the Earth

Sma’-bookt to John Smith, High Street, Perth,

Or sic like vulgar gaffe o’ life

Sub speciem aeternitatis

Nae void can fleg me hauf as much

As bein’ mysel’, whate’er I am,

Or, waur, bein’ onybody else.