Like staundin’ water in a pocket o’

Impervious clay I pray I’ll never be,

Cut aff and self-sufficient, but let reenge

Heichts o’ the lift and benmaist deeps o’ sea.

Water! Water! There was owre muckle o’t

In yonder whisky, sae I’m in deep water

(And gin I could wun hame I’d be in het,

For even Jean maun natter, natter, natter)....

And in the toon that I belang tae

—What tho’ts Montrose or Nazareth?—