And Mary Queen o’ Scots ana’,

And Rabbie Burns and Weelum Wallace,

And Carlyle lookin’ unco gallus,

And Harry Lauder (to enthrall us).

And as I looked I saw them a’,

A’ the Scots baith big and sma’,

That e’er the braith o’ life did draw.

“Mercy o’ Gode, I canna thole

Wi’ sic an orra mob to roll.”

—“Wheesht! It’s for the guid o’ your soul.