Mephistopheles in Heaven,
Skeleton at a tea-meetin’,
Missin’ link—or creakin’
Hinge atween the deid and livin’....
(I kent a Terrier in a sham fecht aince,
Wha louped a dyke and landed on a thistle.
He’d naething on ava aneth his kilt.
Schönberg has nae notation for his whistle.)...
(Gin you’re surprised a village drunk
Foreign references s’ud fool in,