May not, reluctant, go from Sh--t,
And leave no Relict of their Wit,
For want of necessary Tools
To impart the Proles of their Stools:
Then Cibber’s Odes, and Tindal’s Sense,
Caleb and Henley’s Eloquence,
Woolston, and all such learned Sophi’s,
Would be cut down in House-of-Office:
Oxford and Cambridge too would join
Their Puns, to make the Boghouse shine