Sitting on yon Bank of Grass,

With a blooming buxom Lass;

Warm with Love, and with the Day,

We to cool us went to play.

Soon the am’rous Fever fled,

But left a worse Fire in its Stead.

Alas! that Love should cause such Ills!

As doom to Diet-Drink and Pills.

An Encomium on a Fart.

I sing the Praises of a Fart.