That a brave Fart should come behind:
Since that you may it parallel,
With any Thing that doth excel.
Musick is but a Fart that’s sent
From the Guts of an Instrument:
The Scholar farts; but when he gains
Learning with cracking of his Brains;
And having spent much Pain and Oil,
Thomas and Dun to reconcile,
For to learn the abstracting Art,