Farts are let at a lower Rate.
I’ll say no more, for this is right,
That for my Guts I cannot write;
Though I should study all my Days,
Rhimes that are worth the Thing I praise:
What I have said, take in good Part,
If not, I do not care a Fart.
Written in Chalk under the George-Inn Sign at Farnham.
St. George to save a Maid, a Dragon slew,
A gallant Action, grant the Thing be true.