Then, Neighbour, e’en save your Pence,

For his Learning is all a Pretence:

If he knows not who sh-t——of course,

He nothing can know of your Horse.

And no Light can his Figures afford,

Whose Conjuring’s not worth a T——

So as wise our two Clowns came Home,

As any who on such Errands roam.

On a Pannel at the Faulcon in St. Neot’s Huntingdonshire.

My Maidenhead sold for a Guinea,